January 2010
By the way. I’m about to see Steven Wright! Be jealous.
Just saw a newscaster from Breakfast Television. Pretty much peeing myself. Watched that show every morning during highschool!
I am a winner.
If I can make it through reading this essay soon enough, I’m having a nap and NO ONE CAN STOP ME. Unless I stop myself by passing out early.
RT @delrayser: Tomorrow at the National Zoo: A FAREWELL TO BUTTERSTICK. http://is.gd/7hVom (attn: @anamariecox)
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Why We Play "The Game"
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Good female friends are hard to find. Out here I’ve been lucky to have a good friend I know I can depend on to give me straight advice when it comes to the womens (velly nice!). The questions I ask her usually consist of “Should i refrain from trying to smell her hair until date number 2?” or “Is there such thing as too much AXE body spray?!”
This particular female friend jokes...
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RT @EverywhereTrip: RT @jeffjarvis: RT @tolles: @jeffjarvis the future is already here. You are watching a funeral put on by the dead.
Frustrated. I hate this reading: I have enough in my life right now that my mind is being prevented from taking in information properly. Ugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSEyjjDOgDY Hey, it’s the cat I wanted.
Unoriginal.
Oh hey. So we were supposed to find out today if my college is going on strike, but we won’t know until Monday now. Damnit.
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I think it’s that it’s visually organized for me to see: My brain tends to scatter things, and convince itself of untrue facts.
RT @iheartquotes: Love makes time pass; time makes love pass. -French Proverb | /via @twitdownunder
RT @badjournalism: RT @helenandchips A handy list of things the Mail says will give you cancer. Blowjobs, bras, being southern, chips - …
RT @TFLN: Sick. (612): Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
RT @Beviekins: I usually put a lot of effort into keeping my nipples hidden. But sometimes I just tuck them into my pyjama pants.
RT @RichardDParker: Character is doing the right thing when nobody’s looking.
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“When that chute opens you feel like you’ve done something kings and queens can’t...”
– Gary Busey, on skydiving (via kevin)
Long, long day. Thinking “blowing off steam” at the gym will end me, but I’ll try it anyway.
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A Mother's... Love? →
This is the first instance I myself have ever heard of a woman being interested in and producing child pornography. Also probably the first female pedophile I’ve ever heard of.
RT @travisn: Remember when people were more excited about the stuff you read and listen to instead of being excited for the stuff you re …
Terrible start to the day. I hate that: it always feels like the rest of the day will follow suit. Usually does.
No air.
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How To Deal With Heartbreak
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It’s been 145 days, and I am apparently still not over a what was essentially a three month relationship. I was so close to getting over it, and then I went and did something incredibly stupid, and now I feel like I’m right back where I started.
Why am I so stupid? Why. Really. Someone tell me.
I promise: you aren’t stupid. The first three to five months are considered the...
RT: @erika_cas So when I’m sick I like to watch arthur but obviously today’s episode has to be about puking #fail
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Feeling down? →
By all means, you’ll feel better after this.
Sometime during the trip today, my MacBook Pro developed CARVE MARKS on the outside (top.) I am upset. Have had it less than five months.
Trying to teach myself the Russian alphabet in the car on the way back to London. Difficult.
Crumpled.
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Songs to Love: Not Your Lover
This song is by Blitzen Trapper. And it is fantastic.
Not Your Lover
In my sleep, I’m not your lover anymore When I wake, I have to remind myself That I’m lying on your shore ‘Cause I’m a moonwalking cowboy, dusty ridin’ And I don’t know what’s in store All I know is, in my sleep, I’m not your lover anymore When I’m dreaming, I could be...
RT: @KimsCrackers Just saw this bumper sticker: “Be nice to America. Or we’ll bring democracy to YOUR country.” Um. Holy shit. — Wow.
RT @hiphophipster: My deodorant comes with a coupon for beef jerkey. http://tweetphoto.com/9405114 #fb
I hate the feeling of butter on my skin. Gross gross gross.
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The Historical Look At the Standards of Beauty →
For real, ladies.
Spent all afternoon with grandparents. Loved visiting all of them. Favourite part: listening to my grandfather singing in Ukrainian/Russian.
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Pareidolia (My new obsession)
crypticasusual:
Pareidolia is a psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (often an image or sound) being perceived as significant. Common examples include seeing images of animals or faces in clouds, the man in the moon, and hearing hidden messages on records played in reverse. The word comes from the Greek para- (“beside”, “with”, or “alongside”—meaning, in this context,...
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Remember when OK Go did that awesome youtube video... →
dubiousmerchant:
(via vrelevant)
I don’t think the suits at YouTube realize how detrimental they are being to the reason people love YouTube. The saddest thing about all of this is how inevitable it was. If there is one thing I sincerely and deeply believe about businesspeople and corporate types, it is that they cannot abide missing any chance at all to make money. If someone gets hurt in...
Guys. Please understand that “good morning” doesn’t function like “goodbye.” TWO WORDS, NOT ONE. — (For tag purposes: “Goodmorning.” Sigh.)
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Tiny Cardboard Robots →
Yes, you heard correctly. A friend just linked me these, and I nearly died. They are so perfect for today… I needed the boost.
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...A New Form of Punctuation Has Been Invented! →
Yep, that’s right. The “SarcMark” is a piece of punctuation designed to indicate sarcasm. Someone’s gone and come up with a new squiggle with “serious potential.” I kind of like it, and I also think it’s kind of dumb, but that might just be me being all old and resistant to new things.
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