March 2012
fireleeches asked: 16, 17, 21, 33
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JIMNASIUM: Once In A Leap Year →
jimnasium:
February 29th only happens every 4 years so I tried really hard to live it up today… and ended up seeing the kitchen manager’s penis.
I know I’ve been fighting this for a long time but today I succumbed. Every time I return from a vacation I get supper excited to see my Latinos that I…
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blissandzen replied to your post: 1. But not just any picture - your favorite, and why.
That picture is why I followed you. The pain is visible, and I wanted to be here til you feel better.
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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carlconnor asked: 8, 29, 32.
blissandzen asked: 1. But not just any picture - your favorite, and why.
Anonymous asked: 1,5,27.25.17,3,7,9,10
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Because I don't know why. →
A picture of myself
My favorite food
Grab the nearest book, turn to page 55, read the 3rd line.
5 important people to me
My celebrity crush
A thing that I hate
A band/artist I love
A bad habit
3 random facts about myself
5 most visited websites
What I like and hate about school
The cell phone I own
Where I live
A talent
Do I own any pets? If so, what?
10 random objects in my...
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dirtandglitter asked: "Sorry, but the Harry one looks terrifying because the windows of the castle look like teeth. He ends up looking like a soulless shadow creature." jkbibfdiuvbe;gruwp9g[02 Just got a much-needed laugh, thank you
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Just saw a flash of lightning.
My first instinct was to almost throw up and immediately text “ALIENS” to S because I have a severe fear of planetary invasion and in this instance I did not hear thunder
ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS D::::::
February 2012
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Animal Place: A Hen Learns to Eat again →
animalplace:
A couple days ago, we showed you an amazing thing - one of the rescued hens seeing dirt, grass and the sun for the first time. As things have settled down a little, I wanted to share with you what most of the hens looked like when they first arrived.
She can barely hold her head up, and…
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A Hen's First Steps Outside
the-bird-nerd:
animalplace:
People! This photo montage is going to make you smile, cry and smile some more. I am super serious. If you don’t know the back story, read about it here. This is a hen’s FIRST FORAY OUTSIDE. She has NEVER touched the earth or felt the sun or done anything remotely chicken-like, because she has been in a cage producing egg after egg. Now she is a serious outdoorsy...
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Is "shut that rat up" an acceptable response to...
Because after several days of nearly non-stop yapping, it is irritating as fuck and I want to punt the thing.
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This is the longest bus ride I've ever experienced...
What’s normally a ten-minute bus ride has turned into a half-hour one, and I’m nowhere even close to home yet. Traffic is normal and we haven’t had more/longer stops than usual, so I don’t get what the problem is.
Mostly I’m just taking note of it because I really, really need to use the bathroom, and because this bus smells like old, cold ramen noodles. There is...
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Expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
Reality: Passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is, or what the last meal you ate was.
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"My sister lost her baby... and my state requires... →
stfuconservatives:
leeleeleelee submitted: “This is the reality of Texas’ ultrasound for abortion bill. A 30 year old Texas woman’s fetus’ heart stopped beating after 12 weeks. The options given were to wait until miscarriage, give birth to it, or to abort it (the preferred, safest option). She has to look at an ultrasound of her already dead fetus and if she looks away, she will have to...
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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I've been smelling the spice of armpit tang here...
After looking around unable to find the source, I’m slowly starting to wonder if it’s me.
WHAT IF IT’S ME
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liquidiousfleshbag:
invisiblebee replied to your photo: I was so offended that Wil Wheaton wasn’t at PAX…
How tall are you? I feel like you’re taller than I am.
5’3! How tall are you?
….5’3. Why do you look taller than me, then? I must be stumpy or something.
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In better news,
There’s a man here that not only bought me a coffee, but also defended me from a guy that was kicking the wall outside where I’m sitting (and sending me bouncing around on my bench/jumping every time the loud thunks happened). He’s now having coffee and a visit with his daughter, and is just a genuinely sweet man.
I wish my dad could come visit me too. Oh well.
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comicallyvariant replied to your chat: Oh my god shut up
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klein-suesser replied to your chat: Oh my god shut up
wow your PT sounds…. incredibly uppity.
She’s a really nice person, but she’s…. driven with anything to do with fitness/eating healthy, to say the least. It’s her life’s passion and she also dropped 100lbs to get to the size she is now, so I...
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Oh my god shut up
Me: The reason I come here is for the atmosphere, because it's crucial for my moods. It'd be cheaper on my wallet to just eat at home, but it ends up costing my mental wellness. Gives me interaction and stuff
PT: Do you feel that is a valid excuse to eat garbage food?
Me: It isn't garbage food
Me: And yes, I do think that's a valid excuse to be here.
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Things That Ruin My Coffee Shop Experience
PT: What are you doing right now?
Me: Hunkering down at the coffee shop with a snack and all my writing junk.
PT: Noice, what's for snack?
Me: Spinach feta twister.
PT: Spinach and feta twist: $4.19. Groceries you could've bought for the same amount of money: 4 bananas and a carton of eggs or 500g of cottage cheese and 2 large navel oranges, or 2 large tree-ripened peaches and three 175h single serving yogurt cups with fruit bottom (yum), or small jar of PC peanut butter and 100g of banana chips, or 200g of hummus (on sale) and a package of paris toasts.
PT: Just saying.
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Ghosts and Onionskins: He tells you that he loves... →
ghostsandonionskins:
He tells you that he loves you and a flower dipped in water coloured like coffee won’t testify against him Yeah a 3-piece suit as dark as those sunk, shadowed eyes you fell for cause he spoke the words and looked as though he meant them
But suits and flowers and cigarettes stand testament…
“Be careful, lest in casting out your demon you exorcise the best thing in you.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via nightfires)
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casualtypapers replied to your post: How expensive would it be to just take a bath in moisturizer?
maybe drink more water?
I don’t think that’s the problem, really… I carry a massive water bottle around and have a goal of a minimum of four refills a day, along with whatever else I happen to consume over the course of my waking hours. I think the main issue is the fact that the...