I didn’t just want to be a writer; I wanted to be the person who wrote ‘Lord of the Rings.’ I was going to slide into a parallel universe where Tolkien didn’t exist, with a copy of ‘Lord of the Rings.’ And then get an adult to type it up for me, because I couldn’t type, so I could submit it to a publisher. And then I’d have to murder the adult, because they’d know. I abandoned the plan because it was too long and complicated, and involved murder.
~ Neil Gaiman (via inferiorforces)
via norma-bara (originally sarahalyse)
